Friday, September 26, 2008

Hello Out There

We're doing an analysis regarding our website's reach. Sooo- first person that responds via the "Contact Us" option and includes the double top secret password ("Jennifer Anniston") will get a t-shirt and whatever other goodies we can find in our iron clad sample vault.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Response to Blog

In response to Patrick's testimonial that "we may be the last cool company in Orlando"...uh, yeah! We're as cool as Snoop Dogg after smoking 31...uh, cigars. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Jaklyn!! And you are not taking WED off.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Top 10 Reasons to Partner with Match-Up

1. We are good spellers 2. We buy dinner—and drinks—and dessert—and drinks 3. We watched the "Cowbell" skit from SNL yesterday 4. Our GM has great hair 5. Baby Braydon is almost here and we are taking creative inspiration from the miracle of child birth 6. We work with FSU, Georgia, and UF—like Obama, we are a uniter and not a divider 7. We will save you money. Like McCain, we've cut out the excess "pork" around here. Speaking of pork—the BBQ pork sandwich from Sonny’s is really tasty. 8. We laugh at stupid jokes. A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." 9. The new "90210"? Yeah, we hate it too. 10. Our clients really, really love us. Really!

Friday, September 5, 2008

Endorsements

Just this morning- we received the following endorsement in the mail. "With the critical need for a service driven branded merchandise provider, we unanimously recommend Match-Up Promotions, LLC. It was signed by Barack Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. Hey- who says we can't find some common ground?